December 2011
I can’t find a fucking dress for new years. This is bullshit, I should be big enough for a size 10.
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Anonymous asked: Love makes you crazy that's why.
Why again.
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Apparently bikini golf is laughable.
Fuck you mum, I’ll keep playing.
fistsfullofhate:
If you have a tribal tattoo, I’m fucking judging you.
I fucking hate you, just because you’re edge, male and older does not make you superior. At least I don’t claim morals that I don’t actually stand by.
Anonymous asked: holy actual fuck. you are so attractive. have sex with me, please.
Anonymous asked: swagc0re[.]tumblr[.]com/post/13727613198 where did you get that from?
I met the most amazing guy this weekend.
He was attractive, talented, ripped, funny, nice, he actually had swagger and was both gentlemanly and sly.
Too bad I won’t ever see him again :c Well maybe once or twice a year :c
If you call plugs "gauges" please abort yourself.
Yeh! Crawl back in to your mothers womb and use mind power to convince your mother to abort you!
